Say What: Summer 2016

September 3rd, 2016 by mand

Wanna know the funny things my kids have been saying?

Atticus: Wanna know why I don’t want to be a grown up?

Me: Why?

Atticus: Cause I’ll have to do hard stuff and that makes me get sweaty.

Cyan: Do you wanna know what I learned in school?

Me: Yes.

Cyan: When you fart, instead of saying excuse me, you say my bad. That’s the fancy way of saying excuse me. Say my bad.

Me: Who told you that?

Cyan: The teacher’s neighbor. She’s very fancy.

Cyan: Daddy, will you play the song I like? *starts singing*

Atticus: Will you play Uptown Funk You Up? It makes me happy. I get a happy feeling in my tummy like rainbows. *rubs tummy*

Atticus: I don’t want to do chores. Chores are boring.

Cyan: Grandpa, did you use to be white like Grandma when you were little, before you had a job?

Grandpa: *Laughs* No, I was never white.

Cyan: You were always black?

Grandpa: I’m not black.

Cyan: Have you seen yourself? Look at your arm, you’re black.

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