The Say What series was previously limited to Cyanisms. Lately, someone else has become pretty vocal. And just as funny. So now I present, Atticusisms in addition to Cyanisms. Enjoy!
Scene: Some people rang our door bell.
Cyan: What did they want?
Allan: They wanted to teach us about God.
Cyan: We already know about God.
Scene: Allan telling Cyan about how Grandpa Danny and his parents used to kill sheep.
Cyan: Why do you kill animals?
Allan: So we can eat them.
Cyan: You don’t need to kill animals, you can just buy it at the store. Nana would never never never never ever eat their chickens, because they want eggs.
Scene: While watching Remember the Time video.
Atticus: That’s not a man, that’s a girl.
Me: That’s Michael Jackson, he’s a man.
Atticus: That’s not a man, that’s a lady!
Cyan: A roommate is like a boyfriend.
Me: I’m 34 going on 35. My birthday is next month then I’ll be old.
Cyan: So old your hair turns white?
Cyan: Maybe you should keep it the same color.
Me: We can’t be late.
Cyan: Just tell your boss the truth, she’ll understand.